| 00:00 - 00:03 | Noel, as you can see from the weather patterns, Saturday is looking like a cunt of a day.! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Holding a BBQ brings extreme risks |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But maybe from 3pm to 6pm we could get your kochwurst on the grill? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With careful planning, we could set up the BBQ, and be done and dusted by 6pm? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Just in time to watch the Champions League Final |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Interesting. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And who's on the BBQ? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Noel, Look...everyone... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | everyone... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Everyone prefers Paul's BBQ. Succulent, juicy, not the shite you throw out! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Jasper wont even eat it!!!! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Simon, Mick, Gary, Neal, Fuck off!! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Ye sneaky bastards. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Every year, bursting me hole cooking |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Tescos finest sausages, organic burgers, the whole shabang!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Corn on the cob!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Chicken with Emer's secret sauce |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ungrateful bastards. Ye can fuck RIGHT off. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The joke is on yous. He buys all his BBQ pre-cooked...Days old mouldy shite ! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Pre cooked. Shite! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Noel, calm down! Your BBQ is ok..But Paul's is different level! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Me bollix, Dave. I expected more from you! Whatever happened to Finglas til we die? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But since I moved to Castleknock my expectations for BBQs have risen! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Risen? Well so have my expectations for table quizzes...and you're no Bunny Carr, Dave Hannah! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No Bunny Carr!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Well its the last fuckin time I'll do a BBQ for ye pack of wankers... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I dont even like bbq for fuck sake! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But I do it for you |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All of you hungry fuckers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | For Peter, to get him out of the bedroom and off the internet |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | So he'll stop pulling the stomach off himself |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | For Neal, just so he feels included...and I hate the fuckin English! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I do it all for you. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All for you. I give the BBQs everything I have! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | For my neighbours |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My nosey pack of ungrateful fuckin neighbors |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Well it stops now. No more of Noel's 10inch frankfurter...no more party in Noel's front garden. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ye can all piss off across the road to that LANKY prick and his succulent bbq |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I never thought Id see the day |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ."Oh Noel, your BBQ was lovely, thanks a million" The lies, the deception.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I hope yer happy. Emer will never recover from this. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Emer, why didnt you tell him his BBQ is shite? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Im selling up! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Moving back to Finglas. The Fatherland. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Back to my own kind |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Dave, stop touching yourself!! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll miss you all. Except Mick & Peter - But l'll miss the rest of yous |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I'm sorry I couldn't do BBQ like Paul |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Different Level BBQ!! |
